The great cosmic banana peel on the floor of Slinky's life
At 4 a.m. this morning, I realized that I leave in about two weeks.
Two weeks
Two fucking goddamn weeks.
Oh. My. God.
I couldn't sleep for about a hour and had the heebie-jeebies.
Am I allowed to mourn you when you're not even gone yet?
And then this morning, I find out that Pinky is going to to the same place as me, even though I though she was out of my life forever.
This will mean that I will be forced to pack my portable Iron Maiden, just in case I am lucky enough to find her unconscious on the roadside and I can kill her slooooooow. This will blow my luggage allowance to hell.
Fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
IF THIS IS JOKE, GOD, ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANY MORE.
I need a cigarette.
posted by Slinky @ 12:07:00 PM
2 Comments:
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Velle commented:
PINKY. You're kidding.
What's she gonna be doing there, how long will she be there, and how on earth did THAT happen?- » January 27, 2006 6:14 AM
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Slinky commented:
Pinky. Not kidding. I don't have any details, it's just a scrap of something she wrote on her evil blog. She just said she's going back. I don't even know if it was meant to wind me up and has no truth or not.
My guess? Masters, because she can't find a job (possibly because she can't seem to write in English, that low-brow moron). So maybe one year? I don't know, really.
Funny thing, I rang The Boy to wail, and he told The Boy's Best Friend, who said, "Maybe it's just to wind her up?" and The Boy said "No lah, that's low even for her". Then The Boy told me about that conversation, and I said, "Are you MAD?" Given what she's done, what he said cracked me up.- » January 27, 2006 12:17 PM