God Loves a Bimbo

Today is red-letter day because I’ve had an epiphany. Today, I saw the Fat Cow ding-donging her way around the Court of Appeal building. And she looked so dumb yet happy as she performed the patented Bimbo Walk that I almost felt sorry for her.

You know the Bimbo Walk. It’s the one where the head always dips from side to side, the eyes are wide open and vacant, there’s a gentle little smile on the lips, and the arms swing like a smurf). She passed me without knowing I was there, and I could practically hear the ‘la la la la laaaa’ sounds which accompany the Bimbo Walk.

And it was like God reached down and pinged! my forehead, because any animosity for past injustices or grievances just melted away. I felt like Gandhi. I resisted the impulse to run over and pat her on the head and say 'there, there, it's not your fault you're a bimbo'. I can’t even write any more funny bitchy treatises about the Big Bovine, because it’s going to feel mean, like pinching retarded children.

And on the third day, God gave Slinky peace of mind.

As for the other though, all I have to say is: "People in glass houses really shouldn’t throw bricks." That and, in the wise and wonderful words of my dear cousin, "Suck my toe."

How to make a Alexis

Ingredients: 3 parts competetiveness 5 parts humour 5 parts joy

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com



Slinky's birthday is soon! Maybe I shall reward myself with some brand new ink on some virgin skin.


Oh, and just a little something stupid which I found on Velle's blog (it's hilarious, thanks cuz):

Love by ruby mae
Your name
Your partner
You two are	Inseperable
Your meeting was by	Choice
They are your	Strength
You are their	Baby
Your love will	Stay alive
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I suppose the 'strength' part is true if you think about how man times I've said, 'God give me strength' when I am in his company.

But see also:

Love by ruby mae
Your name
Your partner
You two are	Meant for eachother
Your meeting was by	Destiny
They are your	Shoulder to cry on
You are their	True love
Your love will	Be unconditional
Quiz created with MemeGen!

AND :

Love by ruby mae
Your name
Your partner
You two are	One
Your meeting was by	Chance
They are your	Sweetheart
You are their	True love
Your love will	Be your strength
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Yes, I know nothing shows up. Just drag your mouse over and the stupid answers pop up. Serves me right for picking a dark template.

The Slinky Cat says pass the needles please!