Can you tell that I've been watching Buffy?

Like I needed any further proof that life is not fair. Screw you, universe.

In other unrelated news, I just found out (after some seriously geeky Internet surfing) that Sarah Michelle Gellar was offered Claire Danes' role in Stardust but turned it down to spend more time with her family. My mind boggles at this. The Buffyverse colliding with a Gaiman novel! That's like cheese on pizza! Chocolate with cream! Porn and boys! It is a fangirl's wet dream. Damn you, Freddy Prinze Jr.