Uncharitable thought of the day

LovesHerDog (hereforth known as Fatty) has, I realized today, put on weight. Which explains why recently every time she walks around the house, my mind goes irresistably to that scene in Juassic Park when the T-Rex approaches and that cup of water trembles. At this rate, I can use the number of chins she has to keep track of the number of years I've been here. Like the human version of tree rings.