A threesome with the Slinky

"Meme" is a phenomenally stupid word. Just something to think about, because April tagged me with the "3 things" meme. And on a side note, in a threesome, girls or boys? I'm curious, so spill (and I know you've thought about it). I think too much co-ordination is required with two guys. You're either getting buggered or you can't breathe. I'm goin' with the girl.

3 names you go by
Eh ma'am (my boss)/ babe (my friends)/ baby (The Boy) No one calls me by my name because apparently, it's a stupid name.

3 screen names you had
Slinky Cat / Inked Skin / tao mao

3 physical things you like about yourself
my tattoo/ my legs / that metabolism which stubbornly refuses to quit no matter how much pizza and ice cream I throw at it.

3 physical things you don't like about yourself
my pancake ass/ my right ankle, which has a tendency to give way at inopportune moments. (Crutches are awfully hard to accessorize) / my evil right hand, which occaisionally I have to prevent from inflicting grave hurt on stupid people

3 parts of your heritage
peranakan/ bhayi (it's in there somewhere)/ long-haired feline with a bad attitude

3 things that scare you
the future/ regret / cockroaches (They cause screaming heebie-jeebies. Especially the big fat flying ones)

3 of your everyday essentials
Ciggies / Kiehl's lip balm/ Anti-frizz serum. Lots of it.

3 things you are wearing right now
black eyeliner/ black g-string / cowboy boots (no, not really, but ask a stupid question.....)

3 of your favorite bands or musical artists
U2/ Guns N' Roses/ Frank Sinatra

3 of your favorite songs
P.J. Harvey's "This Mess We're In"/ Tori Amos' "A Sorta Fairytale"/ Aerosmith's "Janey's Got A Gun"

3 things you want in a relationship
Passion/ A lot of laughter/ Mindblowing sex (yeah, April, can't argue there)

2 truths and a lie
I like dogs better than I like most people / I haven't seen the sun in the last three days/ I have no overwhelming urge to smack anybody right now

3 things about the preferred sex that appeal to you
'Seh'-ness (there is no word in the English language which can translate this adequately) / the ability to make me laugh (with, not at) / intelligence (the ability to breathe and walk at the same time is always attractive in a man)

3 of your favorite hobbies
reading/ adventuring/ cleaning my shotgun

3 of the things you really want to do badly right now
get another tattoo/ go on vacation/ win the lottery and be Dr. Slinky Cat

3 careers you have considered
an Olympic gymnast/ a trick rider at the circus/ a veterinarian

3 places you want to go on vacation
New Orleans (we've covered this, in case you weren't paying attention) / Brazil/ Paris

3 kids' names you like
I don't like kids. Next question!

3 things you want to do before you die
skydive/ all the stuff I should have done when I was 16 but too chicken to do/ Get published

3 celeb crushes
Johnny Depp/ Angelina Jolie/ Chris Noth

3 people that I would like to see take this quiz
The Other Cat/ Adrock / Kelvin (because you might as well pay something for all the lurking you've done on my blog)