Geek love

Profile: Slinky, Starcraft addict. once made a boy cry because she used one sunken colony to take out his entire base from across a ravine. Can identify the woof of a guardian at thirty paces. Secretly craves the 12" hydralisk figurine. Guilty of zergling rushes, sneaky ghost attacks, and massive carrier onslaughts. Unrepentant turtler. Refuses to 'grow up' and quit playing computer games. Likes: Lurkers, brooding queens and having more vespene and minerals than she can shake a zergling at. Hates: dark archons, nuclear launches, and scourges when she is launching an all-air Zerg attack.

Who cares if the game is old as hell? Classics are forever.

Girl gamers are so hot.



It was going really well until that damned dark archon stole my tank and then forced me to kill my own damned unit.



This is what happens when the enemy takes all your damned minerals and you're left with an abundance of vespene and you're playing Protoss. You get pissed off, team up with the other guy and make a horde of angry little archons to zap the living bejesus out of anything that moves.



"Hey Bob, what's th--" Die, stupid terran.

Incidentally, "Geek Love" is also an excellent book by Katherine Dunn. Go read it.