Karma's My Bitch

Hachar SMSes me excitedly recently, saying "GOSS!! Cockrane loss his job, and is getting evicted!" I could practically smell the adrenalin rush.

I was less excited because I had no idea who Cockrane was and was also distracted by the fact that Hachar, usually blessed with an impeccable command of the English language, had let his phone get away with spelling "lost" and "loss", and hence failed to grasp the full import of his text message.

I message him back, telling him that I have no clue who Cockrane is, and why are we getting excited again?

Then I find out that Hachar means Captain Starlight.

It totally fucking makes my WEEK.