The color of the day is: red

So I had a tramuatic laundry day yesterday. Not only did I accidentally leave dressmaking pins in the ridiculously large clinic coat we had to buy (sourced by our allegedly corrupt year representative who, according to rumour, took gratuities from the company and thus ensured that only men's coats were available, never mind that 90% of the year is female. My coat could fit two Slinkys, easy.) which led to the pins ripping up my favorite washable ballet shoes, but thanks to the record-breaking heatwave and intensely dry weather I had a couple of massive nosebleeds down the front of my shirt (hey, my nose feels funn..... oh shit).

To top it off, some very cute red knickers ran in the wash and tie-dyed the heck out of a very cute white pair of lace french-cut knickers. Which means I've got to get rid of both. Which means two less cute knickers for me. No that it matters since nobody's going to see them anyway since I'm going to DIE ALONE.