Best Friends Are Highly Overrated

God it is so fuckin’ hard to work nowadays. Maybe it’s because the light at the end of the tunnel is finally visible, as The Boy theorizes. I just hope the light doesn’t turn out to be a train.

Need to work. Must… Earn… Money.

Some bloody monkey (known as the Former Best Friend) wrote a little rant in thoroughly ungrammatical English, very possibly a reaction to my final entry at my old blog. I couldn’t resist being a bitch and sending it up here. I’m supposed to be bigger than that, but, nah….

Here’s what he says.

“…anyone who blogs writes for an audience. There is alot I want to say about it, and I have written a chunk about it which I deleted right before putting this post up. I have decided it simply isn't worth stirring a hornet's nest over.”

What do you want, a pat on the back? You’re not guided by prudence in not stirring up trouble, you’re just afraid you’ll get your ass whipped and excommunicated by closest friends again - ooh, wait, I forgot, that can’t be right because your once-closest friends don’t talk to you any more. Silly me.

“As I move through the years, I've realised that I sometimes prefer people when I do not know them so well.”

That’s because you’re an anti-social freak. That and the fact that when you get to know them, you realize they don’t like you.

“Innately, many people are or can behave in selfish, conceited and downright repulsive ways when the walls of common courtesy are removed. People who behave in the above manner even when relations are distant are another level lower.”

You shouldn’t talk about your girlfriend like that.

“Sometimes I find that I too tend to think in this manner."

Gosh, really? No way. No, you're being too hard on yourself. Just because you acted like a complete unmitigated fuck doesn't mean that you think in that thoroughly reprehensible manner. Would I lie? (fuck yeah)

"I know it is wrong but no one can really be blamed for desiring to protect their self-interest over the interests of others. The question is when this is justifiable. and what do you do in response to this desire?”

Oooh, oooh, I know the answer to that one! The answer is, “it is justifiable when you are being offered booty, and you sell out your best friend for that desire”! So, do I win the trip to Mexico?

“I can only try my best to be as consistently good a person as I can be”

We can tell you’re trying because you didn’t sell me out immediately. You probably waited all of fifteen seconds before you did it. Bravo. You’re trying real hard.

[unflattering and highly defamatory picture to be put here once I get my fucking Adobe Photoshop exchanged and installed]

The Slinky Cat, 100% pure bitch.