Notes to Self

1. Do not bake spiced oatmeal raisin cookies before dinner when craving cookies after fabulously easy surgery.

2. Do not eat 25 of said cookies one after another. Your stomach will feel like it is one more cookie away from exploding. Do not test this theory. That is what led to the 25 cookies in the first place. Now 26 cookies ack PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!

3. Do not lie on stomach for the next 4 hours. Pukeyness may follow.

4. Do not believe everything you read on the Internet. You can't actually cut your own fring- oops, too late.

5. Do not miss Captain Starlight. You are not missing a deep emotional connection, you are missing the glorious drool-inducing proportions he happened to have and the way his skin rode over all that taut muscle coupled with ridiculously pretty grey eyes gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

6. Do not think about Captain Starlight's body. Or smile. And stop listening to Knife.

7. Do not smoke.

8. Do not wish paraplegia-inducing strokes on people. It's bad for the karmic bank balance.