One-liners

A conversation with The Raj about her 36-hour shift:
The Raj: "All these people just kept trying to die on me. It was so rude."

When I complained about further reductions of my already-endangered-status boobage to Hachar:
Hachar: "I don't see why you're complaining so much. It was never your best feature anyway."

While out with the Quasi-Parsi:
QP: "I got electrocuted by that damn light 5 times."
Slinky: "Why the hell didn't your parents change the light?"
QP: "They didn't want to."

In other unrelated news, a friend has found that the only way to get me to go to class this week is to dangle the promise of fags in front of me. Donkey, meet carrot.