Which idiot said student life was slack?

Last night, I fell alseep while trying to set the alarm on my handphone to wake me up for class today. I woke about thirty seconds later, my phone screen in standby mode and still clutched in my hand and a finger loosely resting on the 7 button. Unfortunately for me, it wasn't because I'd been shaking my booty at hot clubs or throwing an endless stream of interchangeable hot men out of my bed every morning for the past month. Damn.