Hidden dangers of a shared house
I was looking for the glass cleaner today when instead I came across my housemate's dildo / vibrator. My size 16 housemate's very large, very well-used dildo / vibrator, with the Rabbit-style clit bit and in a strange color which may have implied that it glows in the dark. I think I actually went blind for about fifteen minutes after that.
posted by Slinky @ 11:42:00 PM
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Like OMG. I can't believe some people. I mean, fancy paying all that money for a dildo when you can just pick up a (large) carrot from the market for next to nothing.
And have it (again) for dinner when you're done.- » April 14, 2007 1:05 AM
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-ben commented:
Size... SIZE SIXTEEN???
SIZE SIXTEEN???
Thanks for sharing the nightmare, slinky
:-P
P.S. You sure it wasn't just one of those Japanese new-fangled vibrating, gum-massaging, toothpick?
One can hope, right?
:-D- » April 15, 2007 2:51 AM
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Slinky commented:
Jay - Carrots are pointy and knobbly. Plus, if you cook up a big stirfry and suddenly you've run out of a dildo.
our observation on what consittutes acceptable food does not justify comment. *closes ears to the nevitable screech "But you ate crab off a microwave door!*
Ben - it's been a while, good to see you again! I'm pretty sure it wasn't, sad to say. Those don't glow in the dark, or have a clit bit. Sweet dreams!- » April 18, 2007 11:32 PM
