Romance is dead : or, a conversation with Miss C

Because it's 3 in the fucking morning and I'm still in the office....

(Miss C if this freaks you out tell me and I'll take it down)

Disclaimer: not to be taken seriously

Miss C: "Do you think.....kicking them in the balls really hurts as much as they tell us it does? "
Miss C: "I feel like kicking someone in the nuts "

Slinky: "I think it would probably hurt a lot, yes"
Slinky: "I doubt all that turning pale and falling to the ground is purely wayang"

"Hey did you know that 1 in 3 Singaporean Chinese graduate women will remain unmarried?"

"fuck"
"fuck fuck fuck fuck"

"there's always Alaska"
"the population of women is low i hear"

"meh, eskimos and the fur, not my thing "

"anyone can find a good man in Alaska"

" the first seal pup they kill, I'm going to be beaning them with the Coleman lantern. it will not be pretty and i think the relationship won't work"

"No i'm talking about the oil riggers and stuff not eskimos"
"I don't think they brain seal pups right?? oil riggers??? "
"i LIKE seal pups"
"They have such pretty eyes and they're all fat and wriggly"
"like furry maggots"
"like giant furry maggots"

"seal pups as furry maggots....that's GOT to be the least appealing description I've heard for seal pups EVER"

" maybe somewhere out there a group of 3 Chinese graduate Singaporean women are rejoicing because they're ALL getting married "

" those bitches"
"they took our men"

"they did!!!"

" bitches"

"i want to sic furry rabid maggot seals at them "
"maybe we just have to date older "

"older? god, I like my men young and firm"
"i don't want no squishy old man butts"
"plus, they die younger than we do"
"i want to be selfish and die first!"
"well, assuming I really love the guy, anyway"

"heh"

"whoever he is, wherever he is. probably in hiding and dead already.
fuck."

"i hate men"

"i hate love"