Revelations: the cashing in of karma points

I'm almost healed up from the events of Wednesday night except for my left temple, where I somehow managed to clock myself hard enough to leave a tender spot that still hurts. I have to admit though, that concentration is difficult – I can barely read a paragraph without zoning out, an idiot look plastered on my face.

And then, thanks to the power of Google, I discover something so completely and totally out there that I momentarily lose the ability to speak, and just gape at the screen and say “Oh. My. GOD.” a lot.

You could not make this shit up if you tried. Really.

Holy hell.

Nothing I can do is every going to top this. EVER.