Slinky's dad's: outtakes

While watching AvP (prime father-daughter bonding time):

Slinky's dad (re pizza delivery kid that gets picked on): "Oh, he'll live, he's been on for more than (checks watch) 5 minutes. But the bimbo dies. "

Whle watching Hellboy II, during the scene where Abe's putting in giant Abe Sapien-sized contacts:

Thoughtfully: "I suppose he doesn't wear glasses because he doesn't have ears."

While I explain why I can't get meds for The Boy because of various drug allergies:

"At least you know he'll never become a drug addict."