I can read between the lines, Punky
So, best news since I came back to the land of shite transport: Punky will be returning to the house, and we will not need to conduct interviews for a new hosuemate ("Wanted: Neat boy with serious yen for recycling, must have Italian heritage and ability to cook risotto. Willingness to share and take out the bins preferred.")
I have warned him that in his absence I have colonized the entire bathroom counter and the floor has not been mopped in three weeks.
He says he doesn't mind. Which, as we all know, translates into "You are HAWT and I missed you, here, let me share my risotto."
This does mean that I must stop walking around the house braless.
Or does it?
posted by Slinky @ 10:47:00 PM
4 Comments:
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commented:
Having to wear a bra in the house is unnatural and should be avoided at all cost. Boobies were not made to be stuffed into tupperware contraptions 24 /7. Tupperware should be reserved for special occasion when wares are actually on display.
- » August 13, 2006 11:54 PM
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Slinky commented:
Huh, I see you are of the Free The Boobies camp of thought. I generally am as well, but given that the nights are very cold and my particular physiology makes it very OBVIOUS when I feel cold, discreiton might be the better part of valor. Punky's a nice boy, and I don't want to scare him off with the Frozen Nipples of Doom just when we've managed to convince him to come back.
- » August 15, 2006 3:11 PM
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commented:
ah. the perpetual problem of Fripples- Frozen Nipples
- » August 15, 2006 5:08 PM
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Slinky commented:
A very real and pertinent issue in winter time, I assure you. I was caught out one day when I woke up with the minutes to catch my bus for my lecture and forgot the necessary underpinnings in the rush to get dressed. That's when I realized no one needs makeup as long as they let their nipples come out to play. Your face becomes irrelevant.
- » August 15, 2006 6:39 PM