Mathematics the MasterCard way with Slinky

(sorry April, this took a while to get up and is almost a month out of date...Plus, my spoils aren't half as exciting as yours *whine*)

Burnt orange lingerie-inspired Kookai dress with corset-styled bodice - $15



Black slinky side-slit Dangerfield dress which by some miracle of engineering gives me a waist- $10



Mint geen mohair zip-up sweater which means I don't freeze my ass off when I skulk outside the house to smoke - $9



Striped green and blue O-ring cropped top which is my personal effort to introduce color into my trichromatic wardrobe (red, black, white, like a bleeding zebra, for crying out loud)- $9



Target long-leeved thermal top which will stop me shaking like a leaf when the weather gets colder - $10 (too boring to warrant a picture)

Brazilian wax (cue screaming) - $33 (not boring at all, but no,no picture)

Massive mirror which travelled across half the city with me hanging desperately onto the rim for dear life- $30

Phone recharge which I had to buy because otherwise they would cut off my line (the bastards)- $30

Groceries, comprising mainly of ghastly amounts of meat and dairy and stuff for The Boy - $80

New moisturizer because the damned Total Effects is wussing out under the harsh weather conditions - $16

New lipstick because my tried-and-true daily standby is finally finished, which prompted the near-mythic hunt for a matte natural shade - $10

Feeling of perverse glee that comes from blowing your budget sky-high which completely overshadows the knowledge that you will have to eat beans on toast for the rest of the month – priceless.