More reasons to hate colonialists

An excerpt from yet another acrimonious run-in with Evil White Guy, over the telephone. This is after a good five minutes of Evil White Guy ranting at me and telling me how to do my job and getting increasingly louder as he speaks.

Slinky (digging nails into palms and hanging on to her temper through gritted teeth): "Mr. Evil White Guy, there's really no point in yelling at me."
Evil White Guy (yelling) : "I'm not yelling at you!"

Swear to God, when I become Dr. Slinky Cat, I'm going to get my hands on a great big horse needle and shoot him full of ketamine. Let's see him smirk at the Assistant Registrar when he's seeing man-eating purple hedgehogs crawling down the walls.