The Cat speaks out!

Well, here I am, taking my first tentative steps into the wilds of cyberspace. So far so good.

Since I'm here, I guess I'll introduce you all to my future plans so we've got some direction as to where we’re going.

First, and most important - laying the smackdown on Club Med Singapore. This is a very important goal in my life right now. I dream about it at night. Thoughts of making unsuspecting people in the Club Med office cry makes me smile when I’m stressed at work. The Club Med office number is on speed dial. The reason? I'll go into detail about that some other time. It's a loooong story.

Second, and almost as important, I await the return of my friend, C, from Australia so that we can go and do a round of wild mad clubbing with J. Then I can go and get my freak on and be generally indiscriminate in lavishing my drunken affections on various deserving members of the male species. C and J, being true friends, never disapprove of drunken revelry. True friends will strap on their follow-me-home spike heels and dirty-dance on the bar top with you.

Third, get laid

There, that wasn't too difficult, was it? I'm going to leave you on that uplifting note and go and play with my Sims. No, that wasn't an euphemism, get your mind out of the gutter.