Trial fever makes me want to cut off heads

I've survived yet another encounter with my hairdresser, escaping with only 1/3 of the hair I formerly had. I feel like a shorn sheep.
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Another bad dream which left me shaking. Someone masquerading as someone else, pulling off a wig and changing her posture so she became a stranger. I remember being flung repeatedly up to a ceiling full of hooks, to hang by my skin for a second before the weight of my own body pulled me crashing down to earth again. And that was only the beginning. I remember trying to scream for help but being unable to. Not worth a night light, this dream, but close. Thank God I could only sleep for two hours before the alarm went off at 5 a.m.

Last night I slept safe in The Boy's arms. No bad dreams for the Slinky.
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Smokey and I are about ready to kill the butterscotch-thieving client. I mean, really, how stupid can you get?

The Butterscotch Thief called me last night to try and elicit information which would have been in contravention of my duty to disclose. This despite the fact that we've told him a dozen times he cannot do so. This is despite the fact that he nevertheless tried with Smokey. I told him to fuck off (I paraphrase). And then I find out today that while attempting to contravene certain cannot-dos, he informed someone that I had actually disclosed the said information, and made up what I had allegedly told him.

This is serious, although to soemone not in the profession, I would be hard-pressed to explain why.

I hope they get you good, motherfucker.
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Got tagged by Anthony some time back. I'll oblige, but only this time.

20 Random Facts About Yourself:

1. Leisure Suit Larry was my first computer game, if you're not counting the DOS-based games.
2. I am an unrepentant guitarist groupie.
3. I crave for salty more than sweet. Pizza is good.
4. I've always thought I would die young. I guess I was wrong.
5. I need to read every single day and feel like I've lost a limb if I don't have a book with me
6. Cherry Garcia and Chocolate Fudge Brownie are my favorite Ben & Jerry flavors
7. I never forgave Louisa May Alcott for letting Laurie end up with Amy, and I never will
8. I occasionally get struck by song addictions and the same damn song plays on repeat the whole day.
9. I hate crowds
10. I am resisting the WoW temptation because I know I will be lost forever if I succumb
11. I don't have a misspent youth, and regret it deeply.
12. I am still conflicted
13. I still miss Zeph
14. I freaking love supermarkets
15. I can sing almost any 80's rock ballad you can name
16. I have writer's block
17. I used to go out with a flautist. They're overrated.
18. Buffy doesn't remember about being with Angel after he turns back time and it still bums me out.
19. I must travel. Soon.
20. I like Scrabble.

Peh. I tag Snakehead and April.